主题:【爆笑】Tech Support - Husband 1.0 -- HappyFace
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that
had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In Addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0 and NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the Command C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works
as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will create Snoring
Loudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider additional software
to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Never Fails!
您好!
去年本人把"男友5.0"升级为"老公1.0",发现财务软件发生意外的变化,导致与在"男友5.0"版本下,运行良好的"flower"和"装饰品"应用程序的连接发生障碍。而且"老公1.0"系统删除了"浪漫9.9"等软件,并擅自把"足球11.0"或者"NBA3.0"安装进去。更糟糕的是,"沟通8.0"也不象以前那样灵活,"家务2.6"子系统渐渐处于崩溃状态。我试图用"唠叨5.3"解决问题,还是没有效果。
请告诉我如何解决此问题?
几乎绝望的用户
用户请看:
请注意,"男友5.0"是娱乐版软件,但是"老公1.0"是操作系统。请在Ms-Dos方式下,输入"c:/你现在不爱我了?"命令,之后请安装"眼泪6.2"。这样,"老公1.0"可能会自动运行"内疚感3.0"和"flower7.0"应用程序。但是如果使用过多,"老公1.0"可能会把"沉默2.5"或者"啤酒6.1"设置为缺省程序。
其中"啤酒6.1"有时还自动创建"打呼噜"音响文件。
请千万不要安装"婆婆1.0"或者别的"男友"软件,这些都不会给你带来帮助,甚至有可能破坏"老公1.0"。
总之,"老公1.0"是一个不错的系统,只是它的内存有限,所以要适应新的软件,需要一定的时间,若要提高其性能,请添加新软件,比如"好吃的饭菜3.0"。