主题:【爆笑】Tech Support - Husband 1.0 -- HappyFace
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that
had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In Addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0 and NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the Command C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works
as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will create Snoring
Loudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider additional software
to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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