主题：【爆笑】Tech Support - Husband 1.0 -- HappyFace

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,

particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that

had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In Addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other

valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal

Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL

5.0 and NBA 3.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House

Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running

Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment

package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the Command C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and

download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works

as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run

the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But

remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1

is a very bad program that will create Snoring

Loudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or

reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not

supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it

does have a limited memory and cannot learn new

applications quickly. You might consider additional software

to improve memory and performance. I personally

recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support