主题:小朋友的弱智作业 -- 四不像5
小朋友开学了,新学期上来向大家作自我介绍,要用1-10个数字串起来。都中学生了,留这作业也显的太弱点儿了吧。
看我家小朋友写的:
I have 1 mom. -废话
I have 2 names (1 English name, 1 Chinese name).
I go to China for 3 months every year.
I have 4 hobbies; figure skating, tennis, piano, and art.
The place where I used to live, China, has 5 letters in its name. -看来小朋友对住过中国,有中文名字,常回中国还挺骄傲的。
The middle three digits in my cell phone number averaged equals 6. -亏你这也想的出来
I’m busy for 7 days a week. -够忙活的,除了上边4个爱好,不还参加法语俱乐部和戏剧俱乐部了嘛。
My birthday is in the 8th month of the year.
My bedtime on weekdays is always around 9 ‘o clock.
I’ve donated 10 huge bags of clothes and shoes to Goodwill last year and this year. -哎, 这不是告诉人家你和妈妈一样喜欢shopping嘛。
先抢再说
some words i have not seen before
真有你家小朋友的。
我家的衣服加起来还没10 huge bags呢。
可怜的小朋友,比成年人都忙!
谢谢:作者意外获得【通宝】一枚
鲜花已经成功送出。
此次送花为【有效送花赞扬,涨乐善、声望】
我已经很努力了,donot push me any more.
这样,星期六全天是没有上课或补习。不过,还是要完成自己的作业了。
倒是我比较懒
搞得别人 busy for 7 days a week.这种教育要不得啊要不得!