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家园 小朋友的弱智作业

小朋友开学了,新学期上来向大家作自我介绍,要用1-10个数字串起来。都中学生了,留这作业也显的太弱点儿了吧。

看我家小朋友写的:

I have 1 mom. -废话

I have 2 names (1 English name, 1 Chinese name).

I go to China for 3 months every year.

I have 4 hobbies; figure skating, tennis, piano, and art.

The place where I used to live, China, has 5 letters in its name. -看来小朋友对住过中国,有中文名字,常回中国还挺骄傲的。

The middle three digits in my cell phone number averaged equals 6. -亏你这也想的出来

I’m busy for 7 days a week. -够忙活的,除了上边4个爱好,不还参加法语俱乐部和戏剧俱乐部了嘛。

My birthday is in the 8th month of the year.

My bedtime on weekdays is always around 9 ‘o clock.

I’ve donated 10 huge bags of clothes and shoes to Goodwill last year and this year. -哎, 这不是告诉人家你和妈妈一样喜欢shopping嘛。

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