主题：人艰不拆讲笑话之三 -- 骨头龙

油管上有一段马云扮成迈克杰克逊跳舞的视频

有人评论道：

michael jackma is better than michael jackson.. mama always better than son

（杰克妈比杰克孙好，因为妈比孙好）

看这几天后续的消息，感觉北京，沈阳等地还有成都的签约工作执行力度比较大。

跑外地花百万搞这个，感觉这个不是真潇洒而是带有炒作了？

我在网络小说里面看到过，惊为天人啊

在美国用过n个家庭医生，从来没听过有回访的，再说，他回访一次俺得出多少银子啊，千万别回访。。。

家庭医生还得回访？这都从哪学的啊？

我们高中又一次一个老师给我们讲课，然后说道π，他就开始给我们背圆周率，前十位我知道后面不知道，就听那老头背了一分钟全班同学一副羡慕的表情，然后老头来一句，其实十位以后我是编的。

《新概念英语》第一册第63课 Thank you, doctor. 谢谢你，医生

Listen to the tape then answer this question. Who else is in bed today? Why?

听录音，然后回答问题。还有谁今天也卧床休息？为什么？

【课文】

DOCTOR: How's Jimmy today?

MRS. WILLIAMAS: Better. Thank you, Doctor.

DOCTOR: Can I see him please, Mrs. Williams?

MRS. WILLIAMAS: Certainly, doctor. Come upstairs.

DOCTOR: You look very well, Jimmy. You are better now, but you mustn't get up yet. You must stay in bed for another two days.

DOCTOR: The boy mustn't go to school yet, Mr. Williams. And he mustn't eat rich food.

MRS. WILLIAMAS: Does he have a temperature, doctor?

DOCTOR: No, he doesn't.

MRS. WILLIAMAS: Must he stay in bed?

DOCTOR: Yes. He must remain in bed for another two days. He can get up for about two hours each day, but you must keep the room warm.

DOCTOR: Where's Mr. Williams this evening?

MRS. WILLIAMAS: He's in bed, doctor. Can you see him please? He has a bad cold, too!

为啥我知道呢？当年我老子逼着我把新概念第一册和第二册全背了。让我背第三册的时候我直接跳脚不干了

估计是指相关部门的电话回访，核实有没签约，完成这个家庭医生对接的任务吧。

不是说所谓家庭医生的回访。

上次窗户里爬出个裸男出来, 还让人拍到了.