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家园 【号外】阴阳风水理论指导下的新一代主板 (北京Fengtek出品)

看罢该文,Highway惊的目瞪口呆!不知道大家作何感想?

[SIZE=4]Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles[/SIZE]

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外链图片需谨慎,可能会被源头改

Beijing, China - Fengtek released their first motherboard based on the ancient Chinese philosophy of Feng Shui. Many interior designers use the principles of Feng Shui to arrange furniture in rooms, so the areas have positive energy. Fengtek is the first company to move these principles to motherboard design.

Charles Huang, CEO of Fengtek, said he had been "looking for a way to combine modern technology with traditional Asian wisdom. My father had a motherboard company, so why not start there?"

Vincent Xiang, lead designer at Fengtek, explained how positioning the components away from traditional locations brought peace to the motherboard, "We put the CPU in the center, because that is the chi, or life force for the entire board. A centered chi provides better performance."

"We didn't rely on reference boards or schematics from chip manufacturers. Those designs had too many straight lines and sharp corners, which are unnatural and direct poison arrows at our soul. Instead, we tilted the memory slots and added an extra expansion slot at an angle to direct those negative energies away from the user," continued Xiang.

Xiang also said the angled slot also slows down the chi as it enters the CPU so it lessens the harm from any sha or negative chi. Placing the RAM in the bagua area of knowledge and wisdom should also increase performance.

Fengtek also released a specially designed case to house the motherboard, which provides "a positive path for airflow spirits."

Reviewers at several websites were unable to get the motherboard to power up in any configuration. Fengtek technical support said this would allow more time for meditation.

家园 建议往“难得一笑”投稿。
家园 这图是假的吧?

那根PCI槽竟然骑在一块CHIP上,

家园 这个消息我跟踪了一下,看样子不太像真的。

否则也太。。。。。

家园 的确搞笑。不过老外好像还真信风水什么的。
家园 肯定是假的,搞笑图片而已。

要是真的话,别的还没有什么,但是PCI卡根本无法插上主板。

家园 我这么有名吗?

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