主题：【评选】最失败ID -- 曲里拐弯

下河没两星期, 却看到多个裁员, 离异之类的帖, 颇有物伤其类之感. 作为一个LOSER + WSN, 俺能贡献的只有失败经历, 希望有些许安慰之功效.

每想起一条失败, 请回复这个帖. 如果大家捧场, 我们可以评选最失败ID(以回复得花数为准).

在电影"诺丁山"(NOTTING HILL)中, 最后一块BROWNIE属于最不幸的人. 俺承诺: 将本ID全部通宝奖给最失败ID. 当然, 这要铁手的技术支持.

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Leonard Cohen - A Thousand Kisses Deep

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The ponies run, the girls are young,

The odds are there to beat.

You win a while, and then it’s done –

Your little winning streak.

And summoned now to deal

With your invincible defeat,

You live your life as if it’s real,

A Thousand Kisses Deep.

I’m turning tricks, I’m getting fixed,

I’m back on Boogie Street.

You lose your grip, and then you slip

Into the Masterpiece.

And maybe I had miles to drive,

And promises to keep:

You ditch it all to stay alive,

A Thousand Kisses Deep.

And sometimes when the night is slow,

The wretched and the meek,

We gather up our hearts and go,

A Thousand Kisses Deep.

Confined to sex, we pressed against

The limits of the sea:

I saw there were no oceans left

For scavengers like me.

I made it to the forward deck.

I blessed our remnant fleet –

And then consented to be wrecked,

A Thousand Kisses Deep.

I’m turning tricks, I’m getting fixed,

I’m back on Boogie Street.

I guess they won’t exchange the gifts

That you were meant to keep.

And quiet is the thought of you,

The file on you complete,

Except what we forgot to do,

A Thousand Kisses Deep.

And sometimes when the night is slow,

The wretched and the meek,

We gather up our hearts and go,

A Thousand Kisses Deep.

The ponies run, the girls are young,

The odds are there to beat . . .

只能大瓶大瓶的喝水，然后倒头睡觉。到现在都还没吃中晚餐呢

个U型曲线了

好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸，让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味，失败！萝卜没挑过，筋太多，失败！猪皮煮得太烂，没咬头，失败！猪血又烂稀稀的，一夹就散，失败中的失败！