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主题:破解金星人语言 -- 坐家
曾经有一本畅销书叫做《男人是火星人,女人是金星人》。书中一个结论是因语言不通男女在交流时常有误解对方的现象发生。为增进安定团结,促进人类社会的发展,特提供《金星-火星词典》一部供广大河民学习之用。目前只有英文版,中文版正在编辑中。
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Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However, Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
Whatever : Is a women's way of saying the "F" word!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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