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  • 家园 前台小姐的8级英语

      昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:“Hello?”

      外国人:“Hi。”

      前台小姐:“You have what thing?”(你有什么事?)

      外国人:“Can you speak English?”(你会讲英语吗?)

      前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么。)

      外国人:“Can anybody else speak English? ”(还有谁能讲英语吗?)

      前台小姐:“You yourself look。 all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go。”(你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你。)

      外国人:“Good heavens。 anybody here can speak English?”(我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗?)

      前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing。”(喊什么喊,安静点,你到底有什么事。)

      老外:“I want to speak to your head。”(我想和你的领导谈谈)

      前台小姐:“Head not zai。You tomorrow come。”(头儿不在,明再来吧。) 

    • 家园 中国式英文大全

      1。we two who and who?

      咱俩谁跟谁阿

      2。how are you?how old are you?

      怎么是你,怎么老是你?

      3。you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

      4。you have seed I will giveyou some color to see see,brothers!together up!

      你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

      5。hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

      有事起奏,无事退朝

      6。you meyou me彼此彼此

      7。You Give Me Stop!!

      你给我站住!

      8。know is know no know isno know知之为知之,不知为不知…

      9。WATCH SISTER表妹

      10。dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!

      龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

      11。American Chinese not enough美中不足

      12。one car come one car go,two car peng peng,people die车祸现场描述

      13。heart flower angry open心花怒放

      14。go past no mistake past走过路过,不要错过

      15。小明:I am sorry!

      老外:I am sorry too!

      小明:I am sorry three!

      老外:What are you sorry for?

      小明:I am sorry five!

      16。If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

      要钱没有,要命一条

      17。I call Li old big。toyear 25。

      我叫李老大,今年25。

      18。you have two down son。

      你有两下子。

      19。as far as you go to die有多远,死多远!!!!

      20。I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

      blue who say’sand whose(不入虎穴,焉得虎子)

      母老虎:这个成语goingdown啊(够淫荡)

      *Good good study,Day day to up!

      *好好学习天天向上!

      *小学时代最经典的口号!

      *We sit horse look sing book,go to look!

      *咱骑驴看唱本儿,走着瞧!

      *PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA*人山人海

      *You ask me,me ask who?

      *你问我,我问谁?

      *Three day hit fish,two day sun net!

      *三天打鱼,两天晒网!

      1 HELP,HERE IS A COLOR WOLF!!!

      救命,有色狼!!!

      2 I look you no three no four,small heart I give you a little color see see!!!

      我看你不三不四,小心我给你点儿颜色瞧瞧!!!!

    • 家园 Head not zai。You tomorrow come
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