主题：我求您啦，张导 -- 大隐于被窝
家园 我求您啦，张导 昨日您已经成功地把我国河北，河南以及陕北等地农村具有代表性的民间艺术都介绍到雅典来了，第三世界国家都很受鼓舞！可是，能不能2008年，求您在家看电视好了，别再祸害咱们北京人民了。组委会一定发块免死金牌给您！
众目睽睽，当一群中国汉子表演少林武术的时候，美国的电视解说员愣了半天说：“Oh, Chinese Dance!" Faint, 我真是恨不能有个地洞钻进去。估计您拍 “英雄”的时候钢丝用多了，本来的武术招式倒给忘了。
京剧是国粹，美国人没见识，只会说：“噢，这是今晚最好的化妆。” 您应该叫演员同志们吊几嗓子吓吓大家啊。
大幅的红艳艳的标语：“北京欢迎您！”，太清楚了，世界人民都看见了。您当年一定上过山下过乡，文化大革命都结束那么多年了，你还没忘本啊！我也是“老三届”，回头咱们聚一聚。
中国的五千年文化博大精深，中国今日的成就举世瞩目。能不能在传统与现实之间，古老文明与社会发展之间，找到一个融合点啊；能不能推陈出新，让世人刮目相看，而不是文物贩子刮目相看啊？农村体裁的节目由赵本山等同志抓抓就行了，群众也喜闻乐见，每年北京的庙会也搞得风风火火的，咱们就不重复了。
我们的口号是：新北京，新奥运。不是秦始皇故居十日游！
美国人是最讲实力的，看看他们是怎样评价中国军团的表现的吧，别把国威给毁了啊！
U.S. tops charts for third straight Summer Olympics; China leads Asian medal surge
By DAVID CRARY, Associated Press Writer
August 29, 2004
ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- The United States finished atop the medal charts for the third straight Summer Olympics, with Russia the overall runner-up and China second in gold medals -- its best showing ever and the leading edge of a surge by Asian teams.
Six nations won gold medals for the first time; the trailblazers included an Arab sheik marksman and an Israeli windsurfer. Two other countries, Paraguay and Eritrea, won their first medals of any sort.
The American team amassed 103 total medals, topping its target of 100, and won 35 golds to 32 for China and 27 for Russia. But China played the lead role in the games' most significant trend -- the improvement of Asian squads in a widening array of Olympic sports as they gird for the 2008 Beijing Games.
Far East Asian nations won 63 gold medals in Athens, compared to 43 at Sydney in 2000. Japan alone upped its gold total from five to 16, the biggest increase of any nation, while China won golds for the first time in tennis and men's track.
``These were the games where we saw the awakening of Asia,'' International Olympic Committee president Jacques Rogge said. ``The traditional strong nations that dominate the scene now will have to work extremely hard.''
Australian Olympic chief John Coates, whose team finished fourth, said China and Japan ``have sent us an ominous warning. They're gearing up for a dominant performance in 2008.''
Asia's gains came largely at the expense of Europe. Germany won 48 medals in Athens, nine fewer than in Sydney, while medal hauls also dropped for France, Italy, Poland, Norway, Sweden and the Netherlands. Greece, despite drug scandals and other setbacks, won 16 medals, its best showing since it hosted the first modern Olympics in 1896.
Russia dipped in golds compared to Sydney (27 to 32) but, despite disappointing performances in swimming and gymnastics, exceeded its overall medal total -- 92 this time compared to 88 in 2000.
The Americans won the most medals in swimming and track, and finished just one behind Romania in gymnastics. U.S. Olympic Committee chief executive Jim Scherr, who set his team's medal target, said surpassing it was ``an exceptional accomplishment'' in light of the stiffening competition from Asia and the former Soviet republics.
Yet the U.S. gold medal total of 35 was the lowest since the Montreal Olympics in 1976.
``It's more and more difficult, as time goes on, for U.S. athletes to gain a spot on the podium,'' Scherr said.
Australia finished with 49 total medals and 17 golds, a remarkable performance in two respects.
Avoiding a traditional falloff, it became the first nation ever to increase its gold medal total four years after hosting the Summer Games; the Aussies won 16 golds in Sydney.
Also, Australia joined Cuba as the major Olympic nations winning the most medals per capita in Athens. With a population of 20 million, Australia won a medal for each 408,000 people. Cuba won 27 medals, one for each 418,000 of its 11.3 million citizens. One little country outddid them: The Bahamas, population 300,000, won two medals.
India had the worst ratio among medal winners -- just one, a silver in shooting, for its 1.3 billion people. Populous countries winning no medals included Pakistan, Bangladesh, the Philippines and Vietnam.
In all, 75 of the 202 countries competing in Athens won at least one medal -- not a record. In Sydney, 80 won medals.
Countries claiming their first-ever gold medals included Taiwan in taekwondo; the Dominican Republic in men's 400-meter hurdles, Chile in tennis and Georgia in judo. Windsurfer Gal Fridman won Israel's first gold; Ahmed Al Maktoum, a wealthy sheik, won the United Arab Emirates' first gold in trap shooting.
Paraguay, without any medal in nine previous Summer Games, won a silver courtesy of its men's soccer team. Zersenay Tadesse won bronze in the 10,000-meters for Eritrea, its first medal since gaining independence from Ethiopia in 1993.
Ethiopia and Kenya led Africa with seven medals each; the continent as a whole won 35, the same as in Sydney. South American nations won 23 medals, up from 19 in Sydney.
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家园 我没看到， 估计是又歪了， 可是 nbc的主播即使看到我们认为的士垃圾，他也不敢说， 中国文化大旗下站的士张导， 在老外眼力比流向NB多了， 谁敢说半个不字，你信吗？换谁行？
有意知识阶层的老外，看过几乎张导所有的电影，从老井说道幸福生活，最后砍秦俑才算镇住， 人家知道张导现在不行了， 可还崇拜的不行。
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家园 那个本来就是舞蹈 把它当成武术那才是搞错了。黄豆豆是舞蹈家，不是武术家，这段舞蹈不过是揉入了武术的因素而已，不能当真的。
倒是同意西柠的意见，那些姑娘们实在是太风凉了，呵呵。
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家园 【唱唱反调】哎， 我怎么觉得张导导得那段还成呢？ 没觉得特惨不忍睹啊。
要说， 我觉得最不好的一部分， 就是开头那里， 一堆漂亮小姑娘， 上身儿看还像回事儿， 下身倍儿凉快， 然后还扭吧扭吧大劈腿地挨那么高的台子上拉胡琴儿敲小鼓， 确实太色情了一点。
可是后面的部分我觉得都不错啊， 踩高跷那个有点新意。 红绸舞、 武术表演也都很漂亮啊(武术那里刚柔并济， 让老外当了DANCE也很正常)， 再加段京戏， 都是国粹， 没什么不好。 后来大灯笼上站傻小孩， 歌是不怎么甜美， 飞吻是有点做作了， 不过她被后面炮仗吓了一跳那样子， 还是挺可爱的。
拜托， 让那帮傻老外看还要怎么样啊， 就他们那点欣赏水平， 看个这样的热闹也就成了。 反正我不觉得这表演有什么丢人的。 张导没别出心裁地把红绸舞， 武术， 京剧这些改造得面目全非已经应该感谢他了。 换别人可能还不如他呢。 要说可以改进的地方其实就是开头那里， 那短裙短实在是不像话， 上下太不搭调， 要么您就整个12乐坊的人来拉两下也好， 或者哪怕为了体现中国姑娘的美， 直接穿泳装奏民乐也比这个强， 不知道张导那几天是吃错什么上火的了还是怎么的了。
不过， 我觉得张导还是国内首屈一指的能把民族性的东西推向世界的人。 请注意， 推向世界不代表高水准啊， 国外观众对於咱们民族的精华的欣赏能力要比国内观众低， 这是非常正常的现象。
中国文化要的是引领世界潮流， 而不是亦步亦趋跟人家一个调， 都玩深沉， 玩简约， 玩儿得过人家吗？ 让人家看看咱的大红灯笼， 看看咱的京剧行头， 看看咱的喜庆气氛， 也没什么不好啊。
另外， 又看了一遍张导的申奥短片， 真正是精品， 服！ 说明他很适合表现在电影镜头那么一个小四方块里， 搭配色彩来感染观众， 但在这么一个大型的露天体育场来表演， 他就有点力不从心了， 这都是可以原谅的啊。 对张导， 咱们也得宽容一点不是。
家园 北京那个申奥短片，确实相当不错 不过闭幕式上的表演就太差了。看了8分钟，硬是不知道他想说什么，想表现什么。什么都想说，就等于什么也没说。
感觉张艺谋在切题这一点上完全没有概念，除了堆砌还是堆砌，想来小时候作文常不及格，呵呵。
如果由他来导北京奥运的开幕式，大致就是一个庙会，也许老外还真的喜欢也不一定，反正我不喜欢，呵呵，看着起鸡皮疙瘩。
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家园 没有用的，还是希望2008年他出点什么事吧
