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主题：【原创】Chinglish -- 坐家
家园 【原创】Chinglish 近日得书一册大名《CHINGLISH》。内容任某笑声连连。不敢专美，拣几张精品与众河友共乐。
猫空闲 = Cats got nothing to do Cafe
残障坡道 = Cripple's Lane
NOSE UP
In order to make your little nose clearer, more beautiful and full of happiness, this product is necessary for your nose!
文明方便 清新自然 = You can enjoy the fresh air after finishing a civilized urinating
让我们做鸟类的朋友 = Let's do the birds friend
紧急出口 = Exit for Importance
水深危险 请勿下水游玩 = Take care to deep water, not to take water please.
拿铁咖啡 = Coffee with iron
乡村食斋 = Eat the Room in (t)he Village
抗菌宾馆 = Resist Bacteria Hotel
本公厕为免冲式 请您便后离开即可 = This WC is free of washing, Please leave off after pissing or shitting
观赏水景 请勿戏水 ＝ Appreciate a water view, please not drama water
to be continued
土憋抗铁牛
关键词(Tags): #Chinglish，家园 第一个好像是“猫空闲”（不是“猫空间”）的繁体 
家园 多谢指正!
家园 空间,空闲 似乎,空闲的繁体字,就是那个样子的?
不清楚,猜的
家园 有趣，宝花谢 这句不错 请勿向池中投物 Do not vote in the pool （改成 into ?）
谢谢：作者意外获得【通宝】一枚鲜花已经成功送出。
此次送花为【有效送花赞扬，涨乐善、声望】
家园 Chinglish (cont'd) 路滑、请小心 = Look out polished road
洗手间 = Genitl Emen
有爱就有一切 ＝ Love in All in
请当面点清钱物 = Please count on the spot the money thing
老年服装专柜 ＝ Monopoly Wrinkly Old Folks Clothing
请勿向池中投物 ＝ Do not vote in the pool
男士止步 ＝ Male Do Not
环保厕所由此向前 ＝ The environmental protection lacatory, therefore go
涉外饭店 ＝ Authorization to the entitlement of accommodating Aliens
可回收 ＝ May Reclaim
不可回收 ＝ No May Reclaim
什锦牛排 ＝ Cocktail steak
法式鹅肝配极品牛柳 ＝ Need for couples with French daily
俄式怕尼尼牛扒配咸肉汁 ＝ Russian type
afraid of someone with a whistle gravy
西汤 ＝ soup West
餐包 ＝ meal packages
And my all time favorite:
[SIZE=3]给他点颜色看看 ＝ Give him some color see see[/SIZE]
完
家园 Good good study, day day up!
家园 这些 应该都是从www.engrish.com那个网站拿过来的。
家园 观赏,送花... 家园 沉宝
