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  • 家园 【文摘】善良的美国人民终于意识到TG的邪恶了

    Mao Zedong and the first-generation leaders decided to learn from the Soviet Union – and the Soviet Union collapsed.

    Deng Xiaoping and the second-generation leaders decided to learn from Japan (East Asia miracle) – and Japan has been in stagnation.

    Jiang Zemin and the third-generation leaders decided to learn from the United States (market economy) – and the United States is virtually bankrupt.

    外链出处

    • 家园 有一个回复不错,哈哈

      China should next learn from the Middle East OPEC so when it collapses the world can really

      start developing GREEN ENERGY!

      hahahaha

    • 家园 哈哈,哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~
    • 家园 新的社会制度即将诞生?

      我们站在社会主义阵营里,结果老大哥被搞垮,东欧的小兄弟集体当二五仔,现在只剩下一大四小混日子。

      现在我们向资本主义靠拢,不知道会不会把资本主义制度搞垮,反正苗头是出现了……

      嗯,如果TG再搞个君主制,那岂不是要诞生新的社会制度?

    • 家园 类似的笑话还有

      说是jy们捧谁谁倒霉,结果在捧印度帖子下面有这样的回帖:不要朝印度下手了,他还是个孩子啊:)

    • 家园 严重怀疑是某个中国外教从中国山寨的

      TG1代跟苏联学,苏联垮了,TG2代跟日本学东亚奇迹,日本停滞了,TG3代跟美国学市场经济.....美国也倒霉了.....TG4代(胡)和谁学呢

    • 家园 有比这个更绝的

      这哥们的blog很有娱乐价值,刚刚看到这篇:

      一万人民币的超级电脑

      说的是有位在郑州呆了几年的仁兄想买台价值人民币1万元的超级电脑用来编辑视频,结果屡屡碰壁,后来终于开窍:万恶的TG不许人民拥有如此powerful的电脑!

      Last month I was back in Dali and chatting with a couple of western filmmakers who also work and live here in China. I told them of my plan to buy a good "power" computer and start doing my thing again. They both laughed and said good luck buying my computer in China. I said I found it on Lenovo's website and I was sure I would have no problem. They went on to tell me it was next to impossible for the average Joe Blow to walk in off the street to the dealer and actually BUY one of those big computers you see online. They told me their experience here was that the government DOES NOT want the public to have these powerful computers. They said I would find I'd have to go home to buy a good Lenovo...

      太TMD精彩了!

      关键词(Tags): #超级电脑
      • 家园 下面的评论也很有意思,引用两段

        I suppose the general point is that lots of things are banned / not available / restricted in the "West", but, by and large, we tend to accept these restrictions as being somehow natural or logical, so we "PERCEIVE" that we're living in freedom, too - but it's just as illusory. Just because something is restricted in China, it doesn't per se make the Chinese government a worse decision-maker than governments in the "West". It's not really a difference between "free" and "not free", it's a difference "quite a lot of restrictions" and "even more restrictions".

        It's just a story about a clueless Laowai can't find his way in China, yet he somehow finds it's the fault of evil CCP suppressing the freedom of ordinary Chinese. And Tim seriously thought of it as an example that he puts it on his blog. Funny how things goes...

      • 家园 我看了全文,怎么没理解呢?

        这哥们要买一台超级电脑处理视频,在大理跟他的外国朋友说了,他朋友嘲笑他,说他买不到。

        他回到郑州去商店,结果联想的销售经理告诉他网站上的这台服务器没有货,在别的商店里也都碰壁,说他必须是政府部门或者大学采购才能订货。

        之后他很郁闷觉得自己pisses off 了,认为以往对中国人民享有很大自由的观点是幼稚的等等。是不是ZF怀疑他买了电脑要去搞什么西藏的事情。

        其中有什么可笑的地方呢?我的E文要说也不是太差啊,没理解啊

        • 家园 首先,称一万块的品牌机叫"超高配置电脑"多少有点搞笑

          要知道他是玩视频的,视频工作站这玩艺即使是现在一万块即使能买得到也算极低端了吧...

          其次,下面有个评论概括的挺精到的

          It's just a story about a clueless Laowai can't find his way in China, yet he somehow finds it's the fault of evil CCP suppressing the freedom of ordinary Chinese.

          从前面半句的情况得出后面半句的结论的逻辑很搞笑,另外此人在中国住了这么多年这种事情都搞不定也够逊的,更严重的是他在大理交往的那一帮住在国内的"filmmaker"们跟他一样都搞不定...

          下面有个评论

          HAHAHA so stupid. "Filmmakers" are the only kind of people who needs slightly more powerful computers and can't handle them.

          果然艺术青年最废材啊...

          看下面的评论,大多数人都挺明白...

          • 家园 唉,我这是怎么了,还是不明白呢

            别管这个1万块的电脑是不是能叫超级,这家伙要买的确实是联想官网上公布的产品,我和他一样不理解这销售经理为什么有钱不赚呢?为什么说只卖给大学和ZF呢?难道买高配的电脑还要走后门不成?

            不过我对这老外后来的结论是觉得有点可笑,居然跟西藏联系上了,太跳跃了。

            • 家园 我认为

              在郑州他找到的是代理商吧.这个配置看上去似乎更像是非常高端的家用机或者商用机,属于个人买电脑很少会考虑的低性价比产品,面对的更多的是批量采购的大客户,所以代理商在手上不存现货是非常正常的,甚至他们的上一级代理也不会存现货.这样单门给他订一台,从某个再上级的仓库专门运到代理这里,可能是相当费劲的事情,而且作为代理还未必有什么像样的利润.再加上估计他汉语不佳,店员交流起来也费事,干脆想办法打发走了拉倒.

              在叶子国也差不多,小众的东西往往店面里没货只能网上订.

              • 家园 这个观点能否举个具体的例子

                “小众的东西往往店面里没货只能网上订.”

                今天全美加放假,不知多少人窝在家里上西西河。

                • 家园 例如futureshop

                  各种板卡(显示卡,声卡)等等,在网站上有三五十种在卖,我常去的几个店里都是只有一个柜子一二十种有卖.

                  当然这个例子不够极端.极端一点的,我看上的一款包,Deuter Aircontact Lite 65+10(大容量轻载包,有些前不巴村后不着店),Edmonton没有一家店面有卖,包括代理Deuter包的track'n trail和totem outdoor这样的专业店,想买的话只能去网上定,或者似乎可以请专业店专门订货,后者价钱就不知道了.

                  更极端的,(比较严肃的)天文望远镜(walmart卖的便宜货不算)整个就是一个非常小众的市场,全Edmonton只有一家店,全Alberta只有三家店卖.产品种类虽然相当不少,没有一家店有卖autocollimator(用来校准反射式望远镜的一种简单仪器),想要只能上网.比例模型也是非常小众的市场,全Edmonton只有一家店卖,这家店肯定不会库存田宫的全部在产产品.

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