主题:【原创】MBA和中国里应外合联手搞垮北美制造业 -- 脑袋
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets..
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?'
'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired Mckinsey & Co., to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 115.27 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'
I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant.That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the bathroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the bathroom by 76.39 percent.'
'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'
'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'
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🙂我是在国内 2 松阿察 字0 2013-02-04 21:36:35
🙂那俺把后面三个字去掉 1 流云天下 字0 2013-02-05 01:41:18
🙂充分理解,自己干过类似的事,这是市场和资本的副作用哦 20 山海马甲 字339 2013-02-04 13:07:58
🙂这个笑话的翻译丝毫不损伤本意
🙂MBA的勺子,这个太绝了! 1 索伦 字0 2013-02-04 05:53:46
🙂直接笑翻俺了! 1 黄河清 字0 2013-02-04 02:13:36
🙂笑坏了:MBA的勺子! 32 晨枫 字161 2013-02-04 00:40:23
🙂我认为这是管理与生产脱节的体现 1 绝对不是白领 字35 2013-02-04 00:59:46