主题:花老乔住酒店?D?D和阿磕TA的故事 -- 神游
You must read it with an italian accent, preferably out loud :
"One day i go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella da waitress i wanna 2 piss toast. She bringa me only 1 piss. I tell her i wanna 2 piss. She say go to da toilet. I say she no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She sat u better no piss on the plate son of a bitch. I dont know the lady and she call me a son of a bitch.
Later i go to have soma lunch at Drake restuarant, the waitress bring me a spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her i wanna fock. She tells me everybody wanna fock. I tella her she no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say u better no fock on the table u son of a bitch. I dont even know her and she call me a son of a bitch.
So i go back to my room inna hotel , and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla da manager and tella him i wanna sheet. He tella me go to da toilet. So i say u no understand, i wanna sheet on da bed. He say u better not shit on the bed u son of a bitch. I dont even know da man and he call me a son of a bitch.
I go to checkout and the man at the counter say peace on u. I say piss on u too u son of a bitch.
I go back to italy!!!"
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😁您可以当灌花党新党魁的男秘书嘛,这是符合组织规定的! ArKrXe 字0 2005-03-03 16:42:59
【批示】此建议甚好,交各委员议一议 神游 字0 2005-03-03 19:26:26
😄磕副官,你这是犯上 花老乔 字0 2005-03-03 16:43:51
🤔【注意】Is 花老乔 an Italian?
jj这个肯定是原稿 神游 字108 2005-03-03 14:44:44
😄死定了 老叶 字28 2005-03-03 13:12:36
为啥为啥?俺跟花老关系很铁啊~~~ 神游 字0 2005-03-03 13:16:31
😏花老是关系不铁不下手的!小心了你。 ArKrXe 字0 2005-03-03 16:40:00