主题：请手边有英语笑话的人来帮个忙 -- 扬州小羊

One dark night, two drunk men were debating on the street.

One said "I'm not drunk"

The other asked, "Sure." Then he took out a flashlight from his pocket, turned it on, and stood it on the ground on the bottom. "Mr. Not Drunk, are you able to climb up along this pillar?"

The first man looked up to the end of the light beam, shook his head, and said "Oh no, I am not that drunk. I know what you are gonna do -- as soon as I come to the middle, you bad bastard turn off the botton, and I am gonna fall on my butt!"