主题：多些原创 少些转贴 (绝对不是转贴) -- 白堆子

我刚到坛子来的那阵子, 跟现在许多年富力强的青年同志们一样,上进心特强.只恨自个儿参加革命被人拖了后腿, 没赶上井冈山那拨儿, 还得忍气吞声从红小鬼干起.没办法只好耍点小聪明, 要么他山之石可以攻玉, 只要不犯政策错误跟党站一边儿的帖子, 我都没少借来晒晒; 要么逢人就跟帖, 东一榔头西一棍子在那胡抡, 好歹也能混个脸熟. 谁曾想这一路灌水下来竟刹不住车了, 眼见着在爬行榜上节节高升,骨子里却心虚得很. 生怕又碰上了什么肃反运动,将俺当投机革命分子给拉出去毙了,保不齐还落不了个全尸. 不是我得了便宜还卖乖, 本来就是伪军,半路投奔的八路也犯不着愣装抗日武装. 实在是革命斗争的现实教育了我, 认识事物的方法有所改变啊. 咱们每天忙活着转来转去, 信息量是见长了, 吃喝拉撒睡该有的都面面俱到了. 可东西再好也是人家的呀. 那艾菲尔铁塔好吧? 可要是搁咱们天安门广场上咱不也嫌它碍眼吗? 之所以鼓励原创, 目的还是希望不要湮没了广大群众讴歌美好事物的创作热情, 低估了群众的创作能力. 上这儿来的同志,那都是人尖儿啊,一个比一个机灵. 吹拉弹唱谁没有一手? 地道战地雷战, 各村有各村的高招儿, 只是不见鬼子不拉弦罢了.

净说些个别同志不爱听的话, 嗨,俺没事就爱瞎掺和呗. 也没少让铁领导操心.

可怕的拼写错误

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."

The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

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3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the

cake.

He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting

better".

The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"

The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.'

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.

It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the

bottom"

没门!!!!

俺的黑风堂从来就是喘气儿的进来, 没气儿的出去!!!!!!!!!

你和着跟咱们兄弟们捞了一票儿就想脚儿底儿抹油啊???

想改邪归正做良民啦???? 俺答应, 俺手上这把开山刀能答应么??!!!

想金盆洗手浪子回头???

三千块大洋递上来, 再和俺说话!!!!!!!