主题：【原创】没有情人的情人节 -- 夜夜耶耶

更怕幕后的一双黑手。

MM写得挺好的，很有自己的想法，于我心有那啥！

待偶帮给拍回去

知音，摔琴，献花，同乐

当然啦，不是针对耶耶这篇文章，所谓和只是说看后有点儿灵感而已。

斑竹大人真是体恤穷人，不劫富也济贫，偶感动地吱哇乱叫地~~

VALENTINES DAY

I hope nobody's card read as below!

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

1. Thought that I could love no other

That is until I met your brother.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

3. Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.