主题：厕所文学摘录（慎入） -- 木铎

无意间发现一个厕所文学的集散地http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/，里边不乏神作。

Episode I：“文的自觉”

Hotel Lobby Restroom

Illinois USA

Men's restroom, 1st floor

Some come here to sit and think,

some come here to shit and stink,

but I come here to itch my balls,

and read the writing on the walls.

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Episode II：“人生失意常八九，可与人言只二三”

Shari's Restaurant

Shoreline, Washington USA 98133

Women's restroom, only floor

here I sit all broken hearted

tried to shit but only farted

then one day I took a chance

tried to fart and shit my pants

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Episode III：“战争与和平”

John Yeats Middle School

Suffolk, Virginia USA 23435

Women's restroom, 1st and only

Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.

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Episode IV：“好奇害死猫”

SWEDEN

Men's restroom

This was written on the inside of the stall door.

In large writing:

If you can read this is your sight is average.

Slightly smaller:

If you can read this you have pretty good eyes.

Really small:

If you can read this you have sight like an eagle.

Super small:

If you can read this you are shitting on the floor.

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Episode V：“大道见于矢溺”

Engineering Building

Boulder, Colorado USA 80023

Men's restroom, ground floor

E=MC2

(And underneath it)

Very nice Albert, next time show your work

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Episode VI：“信我的，永远不渴”

Lifeboat Inn

Hayling Island UK PO11

Men's restroom, ground floor

Jesus saves fallen women.

Underneath.

Ask him to save me one

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Episode VII：“一晌贪欢”

Champs

St. Paul, Minnesota USA 55387

Women's restroom, floor: 1st

15 minutes of pleasure,

9 months of pain,

1 week in the hospital,

And a baby with no name.

Some come here to sit and think,有人坐下想连篇

some come here to shit and stink,有人粑粑臭熏天

but I come here to itch my balls,我在此处挠蛋蛋

and read the writing on the walls.读完厕文写诗篇

Some come here to sit and think, 客来或座思

some come here to shit and stink, 亦有屁而矢

but I come here to itch my balls, 独吾挠双蛋

and read the writing on the walls. 定睛读厕诗

Women's restroom, only floor

here I sit all broken hearted 坐厕心破碎

tried to shit but only farted 欲矢而得屁

then one day I took a chance 也曾想屁放

tried to fart and shit my pants 却是矢上裤

Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.

纯洁的交欢如同为和平的杀戮

15 minutes of pleasure, 一刻鱼水欢 （爽一刻）

9 months of pain, 九月怀胎痛 （痛九月）

1 week in the hospital, 周滞医院苦 (七日院)

And a baby with no name 生子却木父 (无名婴)

人的一生就象在拉屎,有时你已经很努力了,可出来的只是一个屁

即使不发配，每天也去

有厕所文学的风格。