主题：【原创】灌水诗 之 西河打虎英雄 -- 席琳
不是上过大学吗？
另外老兵究竟是怎么被虎搞死的?
你看老兵那兴奋的眼神,那嘴角边的傻笑.看上去很爽嘛.
在龙门客栈是各路人马混战，打个你死我活的地方，这叫人在河中，是非不得已，是为不得已也。
就这虎子吧，不久前才拉这河中兄弟成堆枪毙，以至于惨烈到没ID可杀的地步。
所以为了人马，为了祖国的伟大事业，首先得把这虎子给除掉。
Wild Tigers (HUs) Shock A Few Cch Talkers During Brief Escape
CCH YALK (XP) _ A wild HU took a stroll through a Cch Square (XIHE GUANGCHANG) neighborhood today, with a cub in her mouth, giving a few Cch Talkers a real surprise.
Police say the 450 - pound HU escaped this morning while being transferred from her cage, with her 7 months old son, little HU.
The big cat -- named "JING-HUZI" -- and her son "XIAO-HUZI", are part of a XUE-GE Sisters Circus show performing this morning in the Longmen section of the Cch Square.
Police say they quickly received a flood of calls. One woman was at a church picnic in the section when she saw the HUs pass by.
She said everyone was in shock -- especially by the casual way the HUs strolled past them.
The HUs' appearance startled motorists enough to cause a multi-car accident on the HIGHWAY. Four adults and one child suffered minor injuries.
Police eventually caught up with the HUs when they stopped to rest on a residential street (JU-JIA) near the Life Experts (SHENG-HUO-BAI-TONG) neighborhood of the Cch City.
The HUs' trainer arrived, and coaxed them back into the cage.
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还有，才发现是个女虎。
Book III Lesson 1
A puma at large
Pumas are large, cat-like animals which are found in America.
When reports came into London Zoo that a wild puma had been spotted forty-five miles south of London, they were not taken seriously.However, as the evidence began to accumulate, experts from the Zoo felt obliged to investigate, for the descriptions given by people who claimed to have seen the puma were extraordinarily similar.The hunt for the puma began in a small village where a woman picking blackberries saw 'a large cat' only five yards away from her.It immediately ran away when she saw it, and experts confirmed that a puma will not attack a human being unless it is cornered.
The search proved difficult, for the puma was often observed at one place in the morning and at another place twenty miles away in the evening.Wherever it went, it left behind it a trail of dead deer and small animals like rabbits.Paw prints were seen in a number of places and puma fur was found clinging to bushes.
Several people complained of 'cat-like noises' at night and a businessman on a fishing trip saw the puma up a tree.
The experts were now fully convinced that the animal was a puma, but where had it come from ?As no pumas had been reported missing from any zoo in the country, this one must have been in the possession of a private collector and somehow managed to escape.
The hunt went on for several weeks, but the puma was not caught.It is disturbing to think that a dangerous wild animal is still at large in the quiet countryside.
嘻嘻，成功打虎的是骠骑大将军我吧
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