主题：【原创】萨爹的双手互搏术 -- 萨苏
家园 狂笑，不花不行 家园 其实吴文俊先生的形象并非总是如此潇洒 不过有些事儿写在文中，对老爷子的形象有点儿那个，所以，我就放在这儿写好了，这样，有兴趣的朋友，能看见，转载的朋友呢，大概还不至于把这段儿也带出去给吴先生丢面子 ：）
吴先生在数学所，大伙儿公认的是“吴先生有钱”。
吴先生七十年代已经有了一定学术地位，待遇比较好，经济上比较宽裕是真的，可是吴先生生活上挺低调的，怎么落下这样一个印象呢？
原因是吴先生那时候有了小孩儿，两口子十分疼爱，到了星期天，吴先生就带上小孩儿去动物园看马鹿河马。
正其乐融融的时候。。。事情就出来了。
孩子拉BB了。
吴先生能左手英文右手法文翻译红灯记，可人无万能，他也不是什么都会阿，比如，这个给孩子换尿布吧，平时都是吴夫人做的。
面对这黄糊糊，形状古怪没有任何几何规律可言的东西，学富五车才华横溢的吴先生 。。。 晕了。
到底是后来的院士，晕了之后急中生智的本事还是有的。
于是吴先生就 ---
一手捂住孩子PP，叫了一辆出租车，拉了自己和孩子，以最快的速度赶回家去，将这个黄色地雷赶紧交给吴夫人。
那是七十年代，打出租要电话预约的时候呢。
经过吴夫人宣传，大伙儿都知道了 -- “吴先生有钱，给孩子换尿布都要打出租车。。。”
家园 花忽悠！ 家园 萨爹要是去赌场，那可就 成了赌场重点监控的客人罗。
家园 萨爹可以打桥牌 家园 萨爹 要是去玩 Poker，可有的赚啦！ 不过可能会被赌场哄出来！
家园 可以去建议一下 不过您要是看到万加雷老总的本事，那恐怕赌场就不是轰他，而是要把他抓起来的问题了。
- 复 可以去建议一下
家园 老万要是有那个本事，不要去赌场混啦！ 去玩 Poker 世界锦标赛吧！不用担心被抓，还能赢更大发的。上个月，今年的冠军打了7天，玩了一圈儿，赏钱是 $10 million。国内没有听到这个新闻吗？
Poker: WSOP Has Grown Into Serious Business
Published on Saturday, August 05, 2006 12:42:00 PM
The winner of the 2006 World Series of Poker Championship will walk away $10 million richer as the next superstar of poker.
Just ask the last three world champions, Joe Hachem, Greg Raymer or Chris Moneymaker, about how their lives instantly changed after winning the most prestigious poker tournament in the world. Amidst the bright flashing lights of Las Vegas, the poker's elite are treated like rock stars and cultural icons due to the viral popularity of No Limit Texas Hold'em.
Players from all over the planet are converging onto the Rio Casino in Las Vegas for a shot at fame, glory, and $10 million. The Amazon Room in the convention center at the Rio hosts the carnival-like atmosphere of the WSOP. The tournament area, which is the size of an airplane hangar, represents one of the largest poker rooms in the world. The action has been non-stop as tournaments, satellites and cash games have been running for over four weeks.
The sound of clattering chips echo out into the corridor leading up to the poker room. Over the loudspeaker, a booming voice tells players when their seat to a specific cash game is available. Cocktail waitresses fight for position to deliver imported beers, water, and Red Bulls to the players, while chip runners sprint from the cage to the cash game tables. You can hear players verbally display their reactions when they get sucked out on the river by a one outer or survive a desperate all in attempt with a short stack. Floor managers referee disputes between players, often giving them ten minute penalties for unruly behavior and excessive usage of profanity. In the media room or at the nearest bar, reporters from various news organizations willingly exchange gossip and chip counts of different players. In the hallways and in the bathrooms you can overhear players recant their bad beat stories and other tales of how they lost all of their chips.
Thousands of fans and spectators flock to the rail and flood the hallways as they snap photos of their favorite players. And like vultures with Sharpies, they swoop in and intrude on players for their autographs and picture requests. Normally overweight, middle-aged degenerate gamblers with personal hygiene problems are ignored by our society. But at the WSOP, those guys are treated like gods among the common man.
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家园 我小时候能听着收音机做功课 还不耽误跟我妈说话.
不知道这算不算.
