主题：最近看到的笑话之二 -- 钛豌豆
家园 乌克兰代总统图尔奇诺夫建议国防部解散第25空降兵旅 最高拉达议长兼代总统阿列克.图尔奇诺夫已责成国防部解散快速突击部队第25独立空降旅。他在国会开会时说：
“第25独立空降旅，表现怯懦和交出武器，将被解散......国防部已收到该指令，”
此外，Turchynov说，这个旅的军人将出庭受审;他说，总检察长办公室已经收到了相应的命令了。
早些时候，乌克兰国防部刚刚驳斥了快速突击部队25独立空降旅已在Slovyansk--顿涅茨克地区向分裂分子变节的新闻报道。
Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada/Acting President Oleksandr Turchynov has instructed the Defence Ministry to disestablish 25th separate airborne brigade of the High Mobility Assault Forces of the Armed Forces, he has told a parliament session."25th separate airborne brigade, whose military showed cowardice and surrendered arms, will be disestablished... The Defence Ministry has received this instruction," he said.
Moreover, Turchynov says this brigade's servicemen will stand trial; he says the Prosecutor-General's Office has received a corresponding order too.
As Ukrainian News earlier reported, the Defence Ministry refutes 25th separate airborne brigade of the High Mobility Assault Forces of the Armed Forces has defected to separatists off Slovyansk, Donetsk Region.
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4月10日晚上，吴某因图一时尽兴多喝了几杯白酒，回到家中倒头便睡。时至半夜，其妻嘴中突然“冒”出一句惊人梦话，并使劲地推了推身旁的丈夫道：“赶紧走，我丈夫马上回来啦!”半醉半醒的吴某闻言，误以为自己走错了家门，一时惊慌失措提着裤子直往门外跑。待至酒醒时分，吴某与妻子各自心存怀疑，斥声指责，吵得左邻右舍鸡犬不宁，双方还就此事闹上法院离婚。后来，在几位好心人的极力劝阻和化解下，一家人这才言归于好。
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