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    • 家园 流年广告

      Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy

      and those who trust me from the ones who don't.

      If you can't see value here,

      you're not shopping, you're shoplifting.

      You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight,

      Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight.

      Take a bag, come on. I took one home last night -

      cost more than ten pound, I can tell you.

      Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one.

      Hand-made in ltaly, hand-stolen in Stepney.

      It's as long as my arm, not like something else.

      Don't think 'cos these boxes are sealed, they're empty.

      Only the undertaker sells empty boxes.

      By the look of you lot, I'd make more money with my tape-measure.

      Here, one price, ten pound.

      - Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf?

      Bargain. I'll take one.

      Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.

      They call it walking.

      You want one, darling? That's it, they're waking up.

      Treat the wife - treat somebody else's wife.

      It's more fun if you don't get caught.

      You want one? Show me a bit of life, then.

      It's no good standing like one o'clock half struck.

      These are not stolen - they're just not paid for.

      Can't get 'em again, they've changed the locks.

      Can't come back - I'll have sold out.

      Nice bit of stuff.

      "Too late" will be the cry when the bargains pass you by.

      If you've no money on you,

      you'll cry tears big as October cabbages.

      Bacon, cozzers!

      • 家园 痛心疾首,瓜分国资的狂潮

        经济学家首要正心修身,做人民的良心

      • 家园 此段出处是电影《两杆大烟枪》

        虎大的文章信息量太大了,要多少人一起做阅读理解啊。

      • 家园 汗,这广告做的。

        让我来区分出买家和光看不买的,

        有需要的跟贪婪的,还有信任我和不相信我的人

        如果你看不出这些东西的价值

        你今天就不是来买东西的

        而是来偷东西的

        后面的

        Never seen daylight, moonlight,Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight.

        不懂,不翻了。

        • -- 系统屏蔽 --。
      • 家园 老大,被你雷趴了......

        哈哈!

    • 家园 地板花
    • 家园 赞,等到了,好,好剑
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