主题：【求助】如何对付“闹爱”的邻居 -- smarti

呆鹅兄一拍腿：幸亏当年没去日本。

NND，这种免费的干活都要找专门旅馆的去。

Can this be translated as below?!

Stick goose beat the thigh gladly:Lucky not in Japan.

NND,free porn like that can only be watched(listened) in a love hotel.