主题:【原创】没有情人的情人节 -- 夜夜耶耶
VALENTINES DAY
I hope nobody's card read as below!
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell"
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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【原创】没有情人的情人节 12 夜夜耶耶 字1613 2006-02-15 08:07:34
严重同意楼主的观点,花! 大嘴的哥哥 字0 2006-02-16 04:53:32
精片子!偶又搞到一个精片子!! 夜夜耶耶 字56 2006-02-15 22:44:30
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😄献花。俺在龙门和了耶耶一篇。 懒猫猫 字62 2006-02-15 20:11:36
偶去看了哦,偶去砸了哦,米有宝哦 夜夜耶耶 字0 2006-02-15 22:42:24
赞同,本来偶也想写个一个人的情人节的,怕挨砖, 1 爱屋及乌 字68 2006-02-15 15:30:53
有黑手敢拍我们爱JJ? 夜夜耶耶 字38 2006-02-15 19:50:21