主题：英语笑话 THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!（那位英文高手帮助翻译一下） -- 英恋

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."

Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

Girl: He touched my breast.

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.

Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...

Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!