主题：请问,把猫的相关器官切除,猫是不是就不会闹了. -- 猫元帅

你若站在左边，会说，这小家伙真聪明，机灵，通人性。

你若站在右边，则会说：这小东西真狡诈，谄媚，两面三刀。

下班有人回来，她听到钥匙开门的声音，就会跑到门边守候：看到是我或另一个人，她转身就走，像什么事都没发生过一样；如果是小丽，她就绕着她转呀转的，让她抱起，还要在她脸上来回亲两下。

有时候，我甚至觉得宠物的习性跟主人的培养是有关系的，我们仨相处得很好，小丽也是喜欢开玩笑，总唆使那小东西：咬她，咬她。于是她更猫仗人势。这个小东西，她在我俩（我和另一个舍友）的屋子里大闹天宫，还趁人不在的时候在另一舍友的屋子里拉屎，等她回来，臭不可闻，找遍了来源，发现是在窗帘后面。但她从不在小丽的屋子里乱来。

小丽说：我是主，她是仆，我供她吃，供她喝，她当然跟我亲，她得分得清尊卑！

她是分得清，分得很清。但被纵容惯了，她也有头脑发昏得意忘形的时候。（下面是给国外的同学的电子邮件。）

Lily is my roommate, and Snowball is her pet cat. On the first day I moved into this apartment, Snowball ran to me, hugged me with her two front claws and tore my stockings. Lily said, she loves you. My god. I do not like her such love.

From then on, Snowball always bothers me. Well, I dislike to repeat what she has done, it gave me a headache. Everytime, Lily said, she loves you. It seems I should be proud of her bothering.

On the past Sunday, Lily went out for shopping. Snowball jumped into Lily's wardrobe. I heard she jumpped one time after another to try to jump out. I felt funny. (One time she jumped into my wardrobe and made chaos of my clothes, I had to wash all my clothes and iron them. Lily just smiled and said, she loves you. We---I and another roommie--- can't speak even one bad word of Snowball, because she was the best one in Lily's eyes.) Only one minute, Snowball jumped out. She is really a swift animal.

When Lily came back at night, Snowball wagged her tail to greet Lily at the door. Lily was so proud. She took Snowbll into her room . Suddenly, I heard a terrible thunder from her room. That was Lily. She began to beat Snowball madly and shouted crazily. Snowball groaned pitifully. At last, Lily took her expensive cashmere overcoat to show us. Just a tiny slit in one of its sleeves. Hahahahaha~~I was happy at that moment. Don't be angry, she loves you, I said.

她狠狠地打她，嘴里咆哮着：我供你吃，供你喝，你居然敢这样对待我！我和舍友奋力地拉住她，球球凄厉地叫着。最后，她累了，把她一把掼到了晾台上，任她在外面苦苦哀求。——就是因为高级大衣上那一道几乎看不见的小抓痕。

球球因此的命运，是被小丽送到了廊坊乡下人家，送出去，又后悔了。开始小丽还时不时地打听球球怎么样了，然后得意地说：不愧是球球，在人家家，混在一堆破猫中，依然是霸王。别的晚上猫都是在院子里，只有她，非得在人家的被子上睡，而且要在人家家里最好的绸子被子上。本来她想去看看球球，后来还是做罢了，说既然送给人家了，再去看就不合适了。

波斯猫的一个特点，是喜欢咬舌头。球球很好地遗传了这个特点。安静的时候，她会蹲坐在音箱上，咬着舌头，一副愁眉苦脸的样子，像一个思考者。也是因为她这个特点，我觉得她还挺可爱。