主题：最近看到的笑话之七 -- 钛豌豆

美众院情报委员会主席Mike Roger上在众院关于没有那个局对隐私权的侵犯的听证会上和法学教授Stephen I. Vladeck留下了如下对话：

00:02:14 >> I WOULD ARGUE THE FACT THAT WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS COME FORWARD WITH ANY SPECIFICITY ARGUING THAT THEIR PRIVACY HAS BEEN VIOLATED, CLEARLY INDICATES, IN TEN YEARS, CLEARLY INDICATES THAT SOMETHING MUST BE DOING RIGHT, SOMEBODY MUST BE DOING SOMETHING EXACTLY RIGHT.

00:02:31 >> BUT WHO WOULD BE COMPLAINING?

00:02:33 >> SOMEBODY WHO'S PRIVACY WAS VIOLATED.

00:02:35 >> YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR PRIVACY VIOLATED, IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR PRIVACY IS VIOLATED.

00:02:43 >> I DISAGREE.

00:02:44 IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, IT FALLS, WHETHER YOU'RE THERE TO SEE IT OR NOT.

00:02:48 >> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE WINE WITH THAT CONVERSATION.

00:02:51 IT FAIR ENOUGH.

00:02:54 >> WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE QUICKNESS THAT YOU RECEIVED TODAY.

主席：我得说事实上我们在过去十年里没接到任何特指的指控来控诉我们侵犯他们的隐私权，这明确证实，（我们）做某些事的方法是正确的，（我们中的）某些人恰恰做了正确的事。

教授：但谁会做出这些指控呢？

主席：被侵犯隐私权的人。如果你不知道自己的隐私权被侵犯，那你的隐私权就没被侵犯。

教授：我不同意。如果森林里的一棵树倒了。它就是倒了，不管你看没看到它。

主席：扯开了说那就话长了，咱得准备点酒慢慢聊。