主题：美视频实时传送刺杀拉登行动 奥巴马屏幕前监看 -- 红茶

发信人: Lsquirrel (demon), 信区: MilitaryJoke

标 题: 拉登之死细节

发信站: 水木社区 (Thu May 5 15:35:11 2011), 站内

真实的笑料：

U.S. security officials admitted they did not recover any arms and explosive

s during their detailed search of the compound and the 13-roomed house, duri

ng which they removed two buffaloes, a cow and around 150 chickens.

米国大兵翻了半天拉登住所，没发现任何武器和炸药，之前从住宅里先弄走了2头水牛，

1头奶牛，150只鸡

既然没有武器，怎么枪战呢，原来是子虚乌有，根本就没有对外开枪：

Bin Laden family members who are now in Pakistani custody have also claimed

that no shots were fired by anyone living in the compound.

A Pakistani official rejected U.S. accounts of a bloody firefight, saying: '

Not a single bullet was fired from the compound at the U.S. forces and their

choppers. Their chopper developed some technical fault and crashed and the

wreckage was left on the spot,' Arabic news network Al Arabiya reported.

原来就是美国人4架直升机飞过去，1架直升机撞房上坠到院子里，然后一群seal6冲进去

看见男的就杀，顺便赶跑了3头牛和150只鸡的反恐传奇

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1383516/Osama-Bin-Laden-dead-Pakista

n-refuse-hand-youngest-wife-US.html

英国每日邮报报道的

牛什么的是赶跑了，不是带上直升机

更搞笑的：

　　美国广播公司(ABC)报道，参与突袭拉登行动的美军海豹突击队第六小队队员今天已

经返回美国本土，他们已经抵达首都华盛顿郊外的安德鲁斯空军基地。消息人士透露，

尽管特种兵为突袭行动携带了大量装备，但他们却忘记带上用于测量人体身高的卷尺，

结果一名队员不得不躺在本-拉登的尸体旁以估算其身高。

找到原文了：

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/navy-seals-return-united-states-killing-osama

-bin/story?id=13525344

Of all the equipment that the SEALS took into and out of Bin Laden's sprawli

ng compound in Abbottabad, the one thing they didn't have was a tape measure

to help in identifying the terrorist. One SEAL was forced to lie down next

to the corpse of Bin Laden to approximate his height, sources told ABC News.