主题:今天表白失败了 -- 阿国
以博一笑,如果能有启发更好。你会表白自然是有信心给对方幸福,关键就是如何让对方也有信心。
“Never ever, ever ever coming out over the phone, save it for breakup. Next
time do it face to face, picture this in your mind:" It was 1,000,000 years,
she and you were the only living thing on this forsaking wasteland, you
just killed a sabertooth who was chasing her, it was cold and dark outside,
you have the cave and food." Now, grab her closer, hold her tight, look
straight into her eyes, and concentrate all the following: I want you, I
have you, I own you, I can protect you and I can support you, in three words
: I..... love..... you. Your chance will increase 100 fold.”
“I wasn't being funny,well, at least not just being funny. A man and a woman
is the basic of the basic, the circle of life, the legend of time, the
ultimate survival story.
When you approaching a woman, remember,you are not alone, behind you are all
your male ancestors: father, father's father,the first man walked out of
Africa, the ape walked up straight, the Lungfish that climbed up the river
bank, the Trilobite, the Sponge,the Algae, the RNA fragment in the organic
soup... Remember, they ALL had their way with their women, all of them,
every single one of them, hundreds and millions of generations of them, all
had their way with their women. Remember, they born, they fought, they lived
, they loved,they died,all of these, so they can have their way with their
women, all of these, so they can pave the way for you. All of these, so you
can be here, at this moment, to do this.
Therefore, you should not fail,
therefore, you must not fail,
therefore, you can not fail.
For nothing can stop the cycle of life, the way of nature, the love of a man
.(or, should I say the lust of man, well,same difference.)”
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🙂你指望对方如何回答呢? 1 肥狐 字401 2009-04-07 03:40:59
🙂我不觉得MM在拒绝你啊,脸皮要厚 凌未风 字58 2009-04-07 02:49:52
🙂表白的时候要有自信 突突 字62 2009-04-06 22:12:17
🙂以前开玩笑写的
🙂原创么? 真是太棒了 liupang 字104 2009-04-06 19:31:34
🙂其实MM心里在暗喜 小风车 字216 2009-04-06 08:26:49
🙂啊哈哈哈 小风车 字32 2009-04-05 22:57:09
😏成功可能与距离成反比 天马行空中 字0 2009-04-05 21:01:52