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The first casualty of a shoe: finally the Israeli ambassador to Sweden was indeed hit by a shoe, together with books and stuff.

So I predict: in future lecture halls, theaters, news conferences, and wherever when whoever gives talks or something alike, shoe-wearing will be banned, just like Arabic people taking off shoes before entering mosques, Japanese people taking off shoes before entering houses. Speaking of which, I have to say that the Japanese people had visions, they’d foreseen what was going to happen when the world turned into the 21st century.

If that’s not enough, people all need to pass a metal detector gate strip naked and have their rear checked, so there are no shoes, belt, glasses, scarf, underwear or something hidden that can be thrown with. Then everyone is handed with a bath towel (small enough so both hands have to cling to it all the time) before they enter any public speeches. What would that be called, paradise!

But the thing is, will anybody instigate another war to eliminate the WMH???

Thanks to then Pres. Bush, who started it all.

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