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国内同学们英语表达能力偏弱啊，一着急就冒中文。那个阿三还一个劲地挖苦中国人英文水平差。

跟阿三扯（广东人称其为阿X，因为他们的缠头布的形状），谈不上提高英语水平。他们的spoken English是这样的：

An indian wanted to snake into the US territory but was caught at border crossing by the guard.

Guard: hey you, get out of the bush and put your hands on your head!

indian: oh please, I one two go tu amelica I one two see misda Bush....

unfortunately the guard is a democrat so he decided to play tricks on him.

Guard: now listen, if you can make out a sentence with green,pink and yellow then I'll let you in. if you fail, go back where you're from.

the indian struggled a while and said: my friend calls me and da phone green green green, I pink up da phone and say yellow？~~

去年有支印度空军飞行学员队伍按协议被送到英国皇家空军学院学习，不到一个月就被退回来，原因是塔台实在听不懂这帮一天到晚标榜Indo-Aryan的飞行员说的英文术语。