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家园 赞!原来天涯8卦是这么一片肥沃的油菜地啊!!

另,借宝地转一下“一个法国人的论坛里一首中国人写的诗”的英文版

When We were called Sick man of Asia, We were called The Peril.

  When We are billed to be the next Superpower, We are called The threat.

  

  When We were closed our doors, You smuggled Drugs to Open Markets.

  When We Embrace Freed Trade, You blame us for Taking away your jobs.

  

  When We were falling apart, You marched in your troops and wanted your "fair share".

  When We were putting the broken peices together again, "Free Tibet" you screamed, "it was an invasion!"

  ( When Woodrow Wilson Couldn't give back Birth Place of Confucius back to Us,

  But He did bought a ticket for the Famine Relief Ball for us.)

  

  So, We Tried Communism, You hated us for being Communists

  When We embrace Capitalism, You hate us for being Capitalist.

  

  When We have a Billion People, you said we were destroying the planet.

  When We are tried limited our numbers, you said It was human rights abuse.

When We were Poor, You think we are dogs.

  When We Loan you cash, You blame us for your debts.

  

  When We build our industries, You called us Polluters.

  When we sell you goods, You blame us for global warming.

  

  When We buy oil, You called that exploitation and Genocide.

  When You fight for oil, You called that Liberation.

  

  When We were lost in Chaos and rampage, You wanted Rules of Law for us.

  When We uphold law and order against Violence, You called that Violating

  Human Rights.

  

  When We were silent, You said you want us to have Free Speech.

  When We were silent no more, You say we were Brainwashed-Xenophoics.

  

  Why do you hate us so much? We asked.

  "No," You Answered, "We don't hate You."

  

  We don't Hate You either,

  But Do you understand us?

  

  "Of course We do," You said,

  "We have AFP, CNN and BBCs..."

  

  What do you really want from us?

  Think Hard first, then Answer...

  

  Because you only get so many chances,

  Enough is Enough, Enough Hypocrisy for this one world.

  

  We want One World, One Dream, And Peace On Earth.

  - This Big Blue Earth is Big Enough for all of Us.

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