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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.http://www.cchere.com/thread/945173/1
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!
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🙂fter zis fifz yer, ve vil ha coo 字21 2008-11-05 17:49:37
🙂别说,改了几个字母后那味道真的很像德语了 企鹅 字0 2008-11-05 17:22:30
😄最后一句真的已经很德语了么? 小木 字0 2007-08-14 07:44:02
🙂这贴真长见识
😁这变的,。。。忒猛了 泡泡塘 字0 2007-01-26 13:31:28
😠够狠,最后一段是国际语了吧 大葱一根 字0 2007-01-04 19:19:59
😄LOL chela 字0 2007-01-03 09:40:40
😨这个也太狠了吧? 煮酒正熟 字0 2007-01-03 02:11:23