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      • 家园 你还忘了绕舌。

        你还忘了绕舌。

        有个印度外长叫梅农的,在联大发言,一次讲了十来个钟头,连续不断——自己晕过去两次不算。

        印度人以他们的《罗摩衍那》自豪,据说世界最长,比《伊利亚特》长七倍。咱们那“第一长诗”要跟人家一比,可就·#¥%%…………—……*·#·!!·!·

        但是那是诗吗?吗?吗?吗?

    • 家园 印度的英联邦运动会2万多名志愿者中一半消失了,带着

      印度的英联邦运动会2万多名志愿者中一半消失了,带着发给他们的价值12000卢比(约1700人民币)的服装跑了。TOI:Half of Commonwealth Games volunteers disappear with kit

      http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cwgarticleshow/6654538.cms

      Half of Commonwealth Games volunteers disappear with kit

      NEW DELHI: The spirit of the Games doesn't seem to be prevailing. Seen to be an essential ingredient of the Games, volunteers have gone missing. An estimated 10,000 volunteers have dropped out after enrolling for the mega sports show.

      The volunteers have displayed less than expected zest for the Games due to what is seen as a combination of reasons ranging from random allocation of responsibilities, relatively unglamorous assignments and poor training and motivation.

      A part of the problem also seems to have been the terms offered to volunteers. Instead of payments, the experience of participating in the Games with a certificate at the end of the event are the main rewards. However, there is also a smart set of clothes - the kit costs Rs 12,000 - besides meals while at work.

      While these terms are the norm at most such events, the thrill and experience of the job and an opportunity to watch top athletes being the big hook, the attrition rate of volunteers has been rather high. Beset with controversies, the Games have perhaps not proved too attractive for many who signed up.

      Sources said the missing volunteers have gone away with their uniforms that might have been what they found to be of interest. Perhaps, they should have been paid a daily allowance at least. Some of the work is quite tough and requires good communication skills, said an official who confirmed mass desertions.

      The situation has led to private parties having to step up their participation. "We are doing all that has been asked of us," said Abhijit Sarkar, spokesperson of Sahara group. Many of the volunteers at the airport and Village are from the group.

      It is being hoped that the volunteers will return as those who did turn up at the Village have made a good impression on athletes who have moved in. It is also possible that the volunteers could not be immune from the overall ineptness that has marked the functioning of the OC. There is concern over how the logistics of the events will be affected by the lack of volunteers though some feel there is enough human resource.

      The volunteers were part of the effort to make the Games a participatory event and with nearly half of the total 22,000 going AWOL, it is quite a hole to fill. Complaints of missing volunteers have been pouring in at the airport and important centres, even though an official associated with the volunteer programme claimed that all of them turned up at the Village.

      Volunteers have been given two pairs of vibrant uniforms, free Metro passes from home to venues and packaged food. These volunteers have been trained by Amity University. It is also being wondered how the catering contracts will be honoured as the caterers would be making a certain number of food packets every day.

    • 家园 有道是精神病人思维广,XXXX欢乐多

      我们唯一需要做的,就是--理解..

    • 家园 我以前有过一个极品印度同事

      极品行为包括

      1.在印度爆了原子弹后,写信给全实验室:俺们印度有原子弹了。说实话,我都不明白他什么意思,好歹这个实验室也有很大一部分人都是有核国家出来的。

      2.贬损每个同事。这个同事没女朋友,那个同事衣服上有个洞,他都有说法。惹到我头上有两次,第一次说中国人现在都是父母帮着找老婆的,女的结婚前看不到丈夫。我明确告诉他,印度这个习俗在中国目前不流行。第二次,说印度人是白种人,中国人是黄种人,白种人是优秀的(这个人倒是知道不要踩种族其实这条线)。于是我说,我当然是黄种人,不过我不介意和他比较一下肤色,我觉得他的肤色没有我这个黄种人白。

      3.工作浮夸吹牛,这个已经算是小事情了。最经典的例子是,每次谈工作他都说自己完成了多少,说到第三次。有个老美发难了,说你前一次说30%,上一次说50%,这次你竟然说你又完成了30%,却还需要时间去完成。什么意思?要说这个老美为啥这样做,很简单,老美失恋的那会儿,老印在全实验室嘲笑他被女朋友踢了。

      4.学术造假,这个就不详细了。老印的手法蛮高的,把一个错误方法教给了帮他干活的本科生,结果数据重复不出来,本科生讲了他用的方法。结果老印说这是本科生自己想出来的,他没有说过。本科生当时说就后悔没有把谈话录下来。

      5.大结局。老印后来也知道自己混不下去了,而且也走不了。因为造假的事情没交代清楚。突然有一天,他对大家痛苦流涕说,他儿子得了重病,必须有人照料,这个病很复杂,没有几年治不好。然后她老婆找到了份工作,他们全家要去那里,他在家看孩子,知道孩子病治好。听到这种故事,俺们也表示了同情,老板也就放过了他。

      结果结果,我在几个月后,一处海滩遇到了他全家。我说了句,你家孩子怎么了?病好了没有?

      老印回答:我家孩子当然很好。生病?我儿子从来没生过病

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