主题：英女王驾崩了 -- 龙眼

帝国早已不在顶峰，甚至不再是1953年加冕阅舰式的“千帆尽发”，变成2012年泰晤士河钻禧“亦可赛艇”。但还不够彻底——King Charles, aged 73, becomes head of state in 14 Commonwealth realms.

Telling the colonized how they should feel about their colonizer's health and wellness is like telling my people that we ought to worship the Confederacy. "Respect the dead" when we're all writing these Tweets *in English.* How'd that happen, hm? We just chose this language?

哀嚎Global Leader的带孝子，哭得也不仅是消散的British Empire的象征，更寄托了广义殖民时代延续至今的诸多残留。