主题：人艰不拆讲笑话之四 -- 骨头龙

有记者问，美国总统特朗普称，中方经常出尔反尔。如果要等到明年大选他连任之后才签订协议，那一定会是一个更差的协议。中方对此有何评论？华春莹表示，我看到了有关报道。我只想“呵呵”两声。

On your third question, I have seen relevant reports and twitter. Hmm. How interesting.

事实上，（美国）自己生病，却让别人吃药，也是没有任何用的。

“In fact, it's useless to ask others to take pills when the US is ill itself. ”

对于美方各种花式“甩锅”，对不起，我们不想接，也不能接。

“The US wants to make China a scapegoat. But so sorry, we don't want to be one. And don't even think of making us one.”

不思悔改、信口雌黄：keeps lying without remorse

自作多情、痴心妄想：nothing more than self-entertaining