主题：人艰不拆讲笑话之二 -- 骨头龙

Christian," Madam, do you know that God is omnipresent?

Old lady, "Would you please tell God, he needs to back off a little, I need some personal space."

Christain,"But you know, if you believe in God, your life will be so much better! God will be in your heart, and you will always feel the love and courage in you.

Old lady, "I think religion is like a cock. It's ok to have one, it's ok to be pround of it, but even if you think it's incredible, you'd better keep it to yourself and never, ever whip it out in public.”

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教会的人拦住她问：“女士，你知道上帝无处不在吗？”

老太太回：“请帮我转告上帝，让他退避三舍，我要有点私人空间。”

教会的人: "可是，信了基督教后，你的生活真的会变美好！耶稣会在你心里，让你觉得充满爱和勇气。

老太太：“我觉得宗教就像男人的鸡鸡, 你可以有，可以为之骄傲，但自己觉得再了不起，也别在公共场合分享炫耀”。