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Who is Hu? George Bush fights with Condoleeza Rice

George Bush: Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condoleeza: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condoleeza: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condoleeza: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condoleeza: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condoleeza: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condoleeza: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condoleeza: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

Condoleeza: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condoleeza: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condoleeza: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condoleeza: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condoleeza: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condoleeza: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condoleeza: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condoleeza: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condoleeza: No, sir.

George: Look, condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condoleeza: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condoleeza: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condoleeza: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condoleeza: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condoleeza: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condoleeza: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condoleeza: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condoleeza: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condoleeza: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone