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家园 她来自约翰内斯堡东面的benoni

Chalize自己也是个美女,但是得奖也好,提名也好,都是演丑八怪的时候,呵呵。

这个区基本上是矿工家庭,属于下层的白人区。所以歧视比较多,笑话也多,下面是一些。

Q. Two Benoni girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.

Q. What does a Benoni girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Benoni girl?

A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Benoni girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Benoni girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Benoni quiz night?

A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Benoni kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a Benoni boy and a Benoni girl?

A. A Benoni girl has a higher sperm count.

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